Thursday, October 31, 2013

The INTERNET is populated by horny teenagers.

     What the fuck?!? All I see online these days are lewd drawings and text written by hormones. Now, it is no secret that between ages 15 and 25 young people get horny as fuck. Everyone knows that. I know that.
     But you know that? I don't want to listen to them! I don't care how much they want to fuck, and who they want to fuck. They always want to fuck. I don't even know which kind is worse, the ones who fuck all the time and brag about their "accomplishments", or permavirgins who fap to their waifus and talk about that all the time.
     And the usual method of 'not going to the dark corners of the web' does not work anymore. Every website with forums or some sort of 'social' integration gets this problem. Horny teenagers spill over from the bad places, and into what previously was civil territory. Horny teenagers everywhere, and I cannot escape!
     And worse of all, in out glorious postmodern society, no one has to feel shame anymore. Motherfuckers can talk about fucking anywhere they FUCKING want, and you cannot drive them away.

     Is the first world getting hornier, or are we losing what little shame we used to have as a society?

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