Wednesday, July 24, 2013


   So, there I was, planing on doing a deep, psychological, philosophical, buzzword article about the biggest reasons why so much of the INTERNET is populated with pussies who are OFFENDED by you simply saying "hi". But today I figured out the biggest one. Or, at least I think I did.

  I present to you:

       The Biggest Reason So Many Oeople Are OFFENDED on the INTERNET: a Short Article.

   The biggest reason is wanting attention. They want to be comforted by a white knight in shining adamantium armor, who will rush to their rescue, and defend them from all the nasty trolls! Or someone. Anyone, really...... PAY ATTENTION TO ME!~!

   And we should not judge those people for being attention whores. We should not laugh at them... too much. In fact,... we should feel sorry for them.

   The reason for so many OFFENDED individuals out there is a simple lack of love. Now, imagine yourself in a situation, where your family doesn't really love you, pays little attention to you, and almost never sees you for being too busy with work, or some shit. That lack of necessary attention from the people you put so many hopes into results in you growing up with low self-esteem. That, in turn, prevents you from approaching other people for support, because you feel you don't deserve their time. You grow up resentful of real human contact.

   In the end, you end up alone, in front of a computer screen, too scared to look for attention IRL (cause other people are scary, wooooo!). You go to some place online, and start a tantrum about SOMEONE BEING INSENSITIVE TO YOUR FEELINGS! You then wait for some e-help, some e-assurance, e-support, e-attention.

   This is no laughing matter; as a matter of fact, this is really sad shit.

   But what should we do about this? Well, if you know someone who is afraid of people, don't just leave them be like it's not your business. Talk to them, befriend them. Do something good for a change! And if you have a fear of people yourself, unless you life in the worst ghetto on the planet, get over yourself, get out there, and talk to someone. It does not matter if you have nothing "interesting" to say; just tell them you are lonely. You don't have to look all sad while doing so; just straight up say "Hey, I'm kind of lonely/bored. Could we talk about something?" It's that easy. And even if you end up talking to a jerk, try someone else. Eventually you will run into someone nice.

   If only we could just be nicer to each other... Then maybe one day there will be less attention whores on the INTERNET, and we will start seeing the word OFFENDED used less often.

   Just kidding!

   Cause being nice is fuking ghey!

   Are you OFFENDED?

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Trying desperatly to be wise.

   So, every now and then I get these "sayings" stuck in my head. Most of the time they are someone else's, but, sometimes, my own. I don't know what to do with them yet; where to put them. So, for now I will just waste an entire post just for one of those sayings. This one is my own, it came to me yesterday.

"If you don't care what other people think of you, then you don't care about other people".

I have thought about this one for hours now, and it... just... seems... right. You can think about the possible meaning in your spare time.

Friday, July 5, 2013

The generation of pussies.

   Let's just say somebody is physically threatening you... bullies you, basically. What do you do? You defend yourself, and, if needed, counterattack. You kick their ass to the point that they lose all their desire to fuck with you.

   Just kidding! You cry like a baby and go tell someone powerful.


   Because we are now a generation of pussies.

   Apparently, violence is apparently inherently bad, even if you use it in self-defense. And that is fucking retarded. Here is why:

   Scenario 1: let's assume you have religious reasons. Your god of choice punishes those who stand up for themselves, because "turn the other cheek" and all that kind of bullshit. What does that mean? That mean your god is a bully. Congratulations on the choice of a retarded god! But if God created the world, would he/she/it want to see his/hers/its precious creations being damaged and destroyed? No! That means when you are preserving yourself, you are fulfilling your god's wishes. Either you are being a bad God's servant, or your religion was invented by someone with terrible logic and split personality disorder (and should be dropped immediately). A loving god would never want his/her/its creation to suffer.

   Scenario 2: you are a Richard Dawkins level atheist. There is no God, and there is no Hell. You are not punished for violence, and as (the Jesus of atheists) Charles Darwin pointed out, it's survival of the fittest, baby! So, why aren't you not standing up for yourself? Clearly, because you are insane.

   Scenario 3: you believe that aggression is inherently bad and letting it into ur <3 will destroy your soul or some shit. That is a textbook definition of close-mindedness. It is just as if to say all british men wear top hats or that all canadians play hockey. Start thinking outside the box, you simple-minded twit!

   Scenario 4: you honestly believe it is possible to build a Heaven on Earth by completely eradicating violence. You think it can be done through education. You think it could be done via your heroic positive example by letting yourself get kicked around. Well, let me bring the bad news: all God's creatures have a dark side. There is evil in the world. Violence (the bad kind) is a part of human nature. It is inherent. It cannot be eradicated just as you cannot stop destruction and death. Just as you cannot cure all diseases. Just as you cannot completely get rid of poverty. There is bad shit in the world. Do you really believe that by letting yourself get bullied you are sending some sort of positive example, and your oppressors will have a big change of heart, Di$ney style? Well, keep on believing! Dumbass.

   Conclusion: if you think there are good reasons why people should not stand up for themselves when oppressed, you are definitely brainwashed. Or just insane.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013


   Good day/morning/evening/night/whatever time of day you may be having.

   Welcome to my (under construction) blog!

   For a while now, as I was studying cultural anthropology, my head had been overflowing with ideas too odd and controversial to put in an academic paper. "Where to put them?", I thought... And then the answer came to me: on the INTERNET, of course! 

   And so, after months of thinking about making a blog, I finally actually did it.

   This will be more or less a personal diary or sorts, to dump all the ideas that have been troubling me lately (only without all the unnecessary stuff about personal life... after all, who needs to read about that??). I will not write what serious people in expensive suits (or white coats) with PHD's would find adequate; NO, I will be writing whatever I feel like, so no reference links will be used.

   Here you will read about my OPINIONS on society, politics, culture, subcultures, animals, people, science, religion, mind, body, universe, multiverse, INTERNET, economy, as well as bits of wisdom I managed to accumulate during my not very long life.

   Actual articles will come soon. For now, you can re-read the introduction one hundred times. Or not; the choice is yours.

P.S. I am not allowing comments on this blog. Not because I am afraid of OPINIONS, but because I do not want to argue on the INTERNET more than I do already. If you think an article of mine has something going for it, discuss it with other people, preferably in real life. If you think this place is full of shit, then just ignore it. Because remember: I do not have the power to affect your life.